Looking for validation

Notice the use of the Raccoon Noises color scheme. Notice that I, too, make pretty things during the day. Look at my pretty fact sheet! I researched it and made it. Me. All. By. Myself.

That would've worked better if "myself" was two words. Alas. There's supposed to be a 10 page report that goes along with it. For Monday. Too bad I'm still slogging through Excel. Also I have the sneaking fear that someone who actually knows something will read this and realize I'm a huge fraud.