There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside

An anonymous caller named Carolyn Medina claims to have sighted the elusive Nougat deep in the woodlands in the company of what, unbelievably enough, looked like Bigfoot. An attempt at capturing this sightning on film resulted in complete failure on the part the witness. Nougat appears to be in good health, although she looks to have "gone savage." The witness was too afraid to make any conversational overtures to either Nougat or Bigfoot, but did come across a note left by the foot of a tree. Said note reads:

I have retreated far from civilization in an attempt to cope with the emptiness that is my life sans Wad, Carbs, and Peanut. I will return someday. Think of me sometimes, my Raccoon Sisters.
Ever yours,
Nougat

P.S. I love all of you like -whoa-