"Or I'll be left alone forever with my magazines"

I like the song lyric titles. It's because I'm still 14.

Thursdays are the last day of my work week and consistently the least productive. I have legitimate reasons for being on Google during work, for reading articles on the NY Times, the Village Voice, New York Magazine, Mother Jones (which is so good!), Christian Singles Online...Yep, that's when I started to deviate. Actually, the Christian right is kinda fascinating. At first I thought it was interesting the way, you know, a train wreck is. But it has all these little nuances, what a movement! It's like culture shock delivered through the internet.

But anyway, the point is I know an awfully lot about an awfully lot. Immigration, the anti-contraception movement (wtf?) and...Nope, pretty much just those two things. They're all anyone wants to talk about. I also know a lot about the energy market in New York State and the buying and selling of political power by energy companies. But mostly condemns, that's where I really shine.

Karl Rove looks like a pencil.

When I was in kindergarten, there was this boy with a very long neck who I and my parents called "pencil neck." I can't remember if I or they came up with the name...Yep, that's when my childhood started to deviate.