Fuck this shit

I've just painted my nails an exquisite shade of pink. They're quite lovely - I highly recommend it.
You're all too pretty to be this sad. So don't be. ::awkwardly pats back::.

Do we want a TV? I could bring the hulk from last year (which is currently a fire hazard in my basement) or the tiny silver one in my room. I'm not sure if we need it to watch movies. But I have one word: Oprah.