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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29317

Key quotations:

"... We can no longer afford to waste our efforts fighting against each other. Too many mathletes have died."

"... the frequent clashes between the nation's dorkwad-controlled yearbook staffs and its gaywad-run school newspapers are well documented."

"And thanks to the treaty, the rifts that have long split the marching-band and math-Olympiad arenas are beginning to heal, as well. What remains to be seen is how long this peace—a peace as fragile as a hand-painted lead miniature D&D game figurine—can hold."